Thought for the Day, Thursday, March 11, 2010
The One-Line
Philosopher's
Weekly Top 10
by Dave Weinbaum
Wednesday March 10, 2010

10.  During my appointment
to become an
anesthesiologist I put the
interviewer to sleep.  I got
the job.

9.  For some a picnic on the
beach is like room service at
the pool.

8.  I was fired as a mailman.  I
was one stamp short of full
postage.

7.  If you have no wealth,
share your kindness.

6.  Hear about the golfer’s
wife that divorced him?  She
found out he was tee-timing
her.

5.  Never leave a dullard
alone with a sharp knife.

4.  My initial girlfriend
worked in a torch factory.  
She was my first flame.

3.  Never leave a well-wisher
high and dry.

2.  I‘d cure my paranoia if
everyone would just stop
coming after me.

1.  The best way to stay
young is to grow old
together.
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ANIMALS
Once again Dr. Doolittle, AKA
Dear Leader, has descended
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can understand, blessed be the
“won.” And blessed be we the
miserable and unwashed for the
Savior to tell us what we need
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Jewish logic
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Chief Justice Roberts fires back
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in order to see what's in it!?!?
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Biden SHOCKED that Israel
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President Obama has declared a
HC Jihad on the American
people. His obsession to take
over 1/6th of the economy is just
another slice off our ever eroding
Republic.

After a year and two months in
office, this POTUS will be
known for his incessant
quadrupling of the Bush deficit,
losing four million jobs and
counting with a bogus-earmarked
porkulus bill, a bloated
unsustainable budget and a turn
to government ownership and
bullying this country hasn’t seen
since Stalin, Hitler, Mao and
FDR.


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