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Posted on Thursday, March 6, 2008 5:45 PM
by Dave Weinbaum
It’s been a hellish 4 months for Hillary R. Clinton. She began the
race for the presidency, a goal she has been obsessed with since
hitching up with boy wander Bill, as if it were her right.
She paid for her claim by putting up with roaming Bill’s circus of
women, often corralled and marshaled before him by the
Arkansas Highway Patrol. She endured and shared in
escapades including hidden commodity and real estate scams,
accusations and denials of rape, and drug dealing.
That was BEFORE Hillary rose to co-presidency. Her reward for
being the immoral compass of cover-up and obstruction was
consummated when Bill flipped Hillary 1/7th of the US economy
via the health care system. She toyed with it as she pleased in
secret. After all, we did get two for the price of one.
The result was complete failure, the consequence of which was
voter rebellion that installed Republicans to run congress for the
first time in forty years.
Ever the loyal Mrs., First Lady Hillary continued her role of enabler,
conspiracy expert, bimbo eruption control, and first liar for her
impeached co-president.
That and a senate term in her non-native state is what qualify
these days as prime presidential experience.
Hate the weed, but admire its tenacity
So, like her Hubby’s operatic rise and fall and rise again
campaign in 92’, Mrs. Clinton seems to be paralleling along.
Their opponents, Obama and his bride, Michele, seem to have
gotten that disease one suffers from when success comes too
soon and too often. We begin to speak and before we know it our
foot is firmly inserted in our mouths or other body orifices. Michele
of the ‘I’m only proud of my country since my husband is winning
the presidential primaries.’ And Barack mocking Hillary and
advising her to pack it in BEFORE the March 4th contests.
That’s almost enough to put me on HER side. (Pause…did I just
say that? I think I’m going to be sick.)
Here’s what faces Barack now that he lost three of four contests
on the fourth.
A reversal of his momentum and his unbeatable legend.
His buddy Tony Rezko’s just started trial and embarrassing
information about their dealings.
A double-digit lead for Hillary in Pennsylvania.
A new challenge on his experience by his mishandling of
the recent elections.
A dam where an easy flowing stream of super delegates
filled Barack’s coffers.
A typical Clinton double deal, now claiming the delegates
from Florida and Michigan, which both candidates agreed
they wouldn’t use. (I’m feeling MUCH better now about my
anti-Clinton stance, thank you very much.)
Hillary surrogate, Howard Wolfson, claiming Obama is the
second coming of Ken Starr when he dares question where
Hillary’s hidden tax returns are. Can you say Dubai, China,
and Saudi Arabia?
The Obamas haven’t paid attention to history. If you have a
Clinton down, YOU MUST PUT HIM (OR HER) OUT!
Now it’s the Obamas turn to dish.
Here is the test of whether they are going to survive or wilt. If the
Ken Starr accusation keeps you from fighting back, it’s all over for
you.
It’s time to go to the mattresses. (Now Bill, don’t get excited!) It’s
time to throw in a whole barrelful of whoop-ass. It’s time to throw
in everything AND the kitchen sink.
While the Clintons can’t govern to save their lives they are world
class campaigners. They are most dangerous when they seem
down and out.
Further you have these meddling Hillary underestimaters to deal
with:
Rush, Laura, and Ann, be damned! When asked about Rush
urging Republicans to vote for her in the screwy primaries of
Texas, Hillary warned “He should be careful what he wishes for.”
Those are the truest words this woman has ever spoken.
Uh-oh, it’s 3 a.m. and the phone is ringing...
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
by Dave Weinbaum
It’s been a hellish 4 months for Hillary R. Clinton. She began the
race for the presidency, a goal she has been obsessed with since
hitching up with boy wander Bill, as if it were her right.
She paid for her claim by putting up with roaming Bill’s circus of
women, often corralled and marshaled before him by the
Arkansas Highway Patrol. She endured and shared in
escapades including hidden commodity and real estate scams,
accusations and denials of rape, and drug dealing.
That was BEFORE Hillary rose to co-presidency. Her reward for
being the immoral compass of cover-up and obstruction was
consummated when Bill flipped Hillary 1/7th of the US economy
via the health care system. She toyed with it as she pleased in
secret. After all, we did get two for the price of one.
The result was complete failure, the consequence of which was
voter rebellion that installed Republicans to run congress for the
first time in forty years.
Ever the loyal Mrs., First Lady Hillary continued her role of enabler,
conspiracy expert, bimbo eruption control, and first liar for her
impeached co-president.
That and a senate term in her non-native state is what qualify
these days as prime presidential experience.
Hate the weed, but admire its tenacity
So, like her Hubby’s operatic rise and fall and rise again
campaign in 92’, Mrs. Clinton seems to be paralleling along.
Their opponents, Obama and his bride, Michele, seem to have
gotten that disease one suffers from when success comes too
soon and too often. We begin to speak and before we know it our
foot is firmly inserted in our mouths or other body orifices. Michele
of the ‘I’m only proud of my country since my husband is winning
the presidential primaries.’ And Barack mocking Hillary and
advising her to pack it in BEFORE the March 4th contests.
That’s almost enough to put me on HER side. (Pause…did I just
say that? I think I’m going to be sick.)
Here’s what faces Barack now that he lost three of four contests
on the fourth.
A reversal of his momentum and his unbeatable legend.
His buddy Tony Rezko’s just started trial and embarrassing
information about their dealings.
A double-digit lead for Hillary in Pennsylvania.
A new challenge on his experience by his mishandling of
the recent elections.
A dam where an easy flowing stream of super delegates
filled Barack’s coffers.
A typical Clinton double deal, now claiming the delegates
from Florida and Michigan, which both candidates agreed
they wouldn’t use. (I’m feeling MUCH better now about my
anti-Clinton stance, thank you very much.)
Hillary surrogate, Howard Wolfson, claiming Obama is the
second coming of Ken Starr when he dares question where
Hillary’s hidden tax returns are. Can you say Dubai, China,
and Saudi Arabia?
The Obamas haven’t paid attention to history. If you have a
Clinton down, YOU MUST PUT HIM (OR HER) OUT!
Now it’s the Obamas turn to dish.
Here is the test of whether they are going to survive or wilt. If the
Ken Starr accusation keeps you from fighting back, it’s all over for
you.
It’s time to go to the mattresses. (Now Bill, don’t get excited!) It’s
time to throw in a whole barrelful of whoop-ass. It’s time to throw
in everything AND the kitchen sink.
While the Clintons can’t govern to save their lives they are world
class campaigners. They are most dangerous when they seem
down and out.
Further you have these meddling Hillary underestimaters to deal
with:
Rush, Laura, and Ann, be damned! When asked about Rush
urging Republicans to vote for her in the screwy primaries of
Texas, Hillary warned “He should be careful what he wishes for.”
Those are the truest words this woman has ever spoken.
Uh-oh, it’s 3 a.m. and the phone is ringing...
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
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