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Posted Thursday, 7:00 AM, February 21, 2008
by Dave Weinbaum
It’s a dramatic dichotomy how Liberals are ballsy and persistent
campaign fighters, yet complete pansies when it comes to
protecting us. What happened to the FDRS, Harry Trumans and
JFKS; all of whom commanded or participated in wars that they
saw as essential to our survival?
Beware the vacuum that encourages murder
The left got their groove on after they achieved our surrender to the
North Vietnamese; fashioning one of the largest genocides, ever.
Libs, not ones to look back over their shoulders, seem oblivious
to historical fact.
By deserting, we failed to protect allies that fought with us and
ordinary citizens easily dominated by the unchecked dictators.
Neighboring Cambodia’s Khmer Rouge, led by Pol Pot and the
Viet Cong led by Ho Chi Min murdered millions between 1975 and
1979.
If a Lib gets to sit in the Oval Office, what are the chances of
history not repeating itself in the Middle East amongst that large
and growing group of America’s supporters?
Now the only way Libs see us in a war is if someone attacks us
on our soil or declares war against us.
Wait a minute.
Didn’t that occur at the WTC way back in 1993? And didn’t bin
Laden issue his war declaring fatwa upon us in 1996 and 1998?
Let’s see, who was president(s) then? As I recall instead of going
to war with these miscreants, our outspoken commander in chief
(s), Billary, spoke not of war, not of retaliation, not of victory, but
lawsuits.
Tried as criminals, six Islamofascists were convicted and
sentenced to life for the 1993 attack in New York. Then in a fit of
legal stultification, Billary and General Janet “Waco” Reno indicted
Osama in June of 1998…the most effective result of which was
the rumored kidney burst Osama suffered from laughing so hard.
You know the world is in trouble when
the extreme become the status quo
So what about it? Can we count the excuses Liberals use to pull
defeat out of the jaws of victory? Let us try:
1. We voted for the war because brain-dead Bush hypnotized us.
2. We liberals in congress are too enthralled with hearings about
Roger Clemen’s ass. Barney Frank and Larry Craig are rumored
to be totally mesmerized.
3. Democratic congressmen that can’t grind their axe against
Bush’s war are too dull to be committee heads.
4. Can’t we send Rodney King to talk to bin Laden and all get
along?
5. We need to send the UN back in to inspect Iraq for the Trillionth
time.
6. Surge? Scourge!! General Petraeus didn’t fulfill our
premonition of failure and therefore is a traitor.
7. It’ll ruin the USA’S reputation as the world’s biggest piñata.
8. Let’s invade Darfur, Kosovo, or Iceland instead.
9. Harry Reid’s hot flashes.
10. We don’t believe the innocent goat herders that we’re killing in
Iraq are al-Qaeda insurgents. They’re just wearing those bomb
vests to stay warm.
11. Hey, the Ottoman Empire wasn’t so bad. At least everyone
got to put their feet up.
12. We’re too busy demolishing each other in political campaigns
to worry about a silly war.
13. We deserved 9/11.
14. We can’t figure out the difference between throwing our hands
up and putting out foot down.
15. Pelosi’s oldest son told her he wanted to be born again. She
ran screaming from the House!
16. Its Israel’s fault!
17. Bush tried donating his brain to science, but they were only
taking used ones.
18. It’s that “Axis of circumcision,” the Neo-cons.
19. The banks are foreclosing on the senate gym!
20. Heaven forsake us…WE MIGHT WIN!
REAL Liberals, FDR, JFK, and HST are spinning in their graves.
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
by Dave Weinbaum
It’s a dramatic dichotomy how Liberals are ballsy and persistent
campaign fighters, yet complete pansies when it comes to
protecting us. What happened to the FDRS, Harry Trumans and
JFKS; all of whom commanded or participated in wars that they
saw as essential to our survival?
Beware the vacuum that encourages murder
The left got their groove on after they achieved our surrender to the
North Vietnamese; fashioning one of the largest genocides, ever.
Libs, not ones to look back over their shoulders, seem oblivious
to historical fact.
By deserting, we failed to protect allies that fought with us and
ordinary citizens easily dominated by the unchecked dictators.
Neighboring Cambodia’s Khmer Rouge, led by Pol Pot and the
Viet Cong led by Ho Chi Min murdered millions between 1975 and
1979.
If a Lib gets to sit in the Oval Office, what are the chances of
history not repeating itself in the Middle East amongst that large
and growing group of America’s supporters?
Now the only way Libs see us in a war is if someone attacks us
on our soil or declares war against us.
Wait a minute.
Didn’t that occur at the WTC way back in 1993? And didn’t bin
Laden issue his war declaring fatwa upon us in 1996 and 1998?
Let’s see, who was president(s) then? As I recall instead of going
to war with these miscreants, our outspoken commander in chief
(s), Billary, spoke not of war, not of retaliation, not of victory, but
lawsuits.
Tried as criminals, six Islamofascists were convicted and
sentenced to life for the 1993 attack in New York. Then in a fit of
legal stultification, Billary and General Janet “Waco” Reno indicted
Osama in June of 1998…the most effective result of which was
the rumored kidney burst Osama suffered from laughing so hard.
You know the world is in trouble when
the extreme become the status quo
So what about it? Can we count the excuses Liberals use to pull
defeat out of the jaws of victory? Let us try:
1. We voted for the war because brain-dead Bush hypnotized us.
2. We liberals in congress are too enthralled with hearings about
Roger Clemen’s ass. Barney Frank and Larry Craig are rumored
to be totally mesmerized.
3. Democratic congressmen that can’t grind their axe against
Bush’s war are too dull to be committee heads.
4. Can’t we send Rodney King to talk to bin Laden and all get
along?
5. We need to send the UN back in to inspect Iraq for the Trillionth
time.
6. Surge? Scourge!! General Petraeus didn’t fulfill our
premonition of failure and therefore is a traitor.
7. It’ll ruin the USA’S reputation as the world’s biggest piñata.
8. Let’s invade Darfur, Kosovo, or Iceland instead.
9. Harry Reid’s hot flashes.
10. We don’t believe the innocent goat herders that we’re killing in
Iraq are al-Qaeda insurgents. They’re just wearing those bomb
vests to stay warm.
11. Hey, the Ottoman Empire wasn’t so bad. At least everyone
got to put their feet up.
12. We’re too busy demolishing each other in political campaigns
to worry about a silly war.
13. We deserved 9/11.
14. We can’t figure out the difference between throwing our hands
up and putting out foot down.
15. Pelosi’s oldest son told her he wanted to be born again. She
ran screaming from the House!
16. Its Israel’s fault!
17. Bush tried donating his brain to science, but they were only
taking used ones.
18. It’s that “Axis of circumcision,” the Neo-cons.
19. The banks are foreclosing on the senate gym!
20. Heaven forsake us…WE MIGHT WIN!
REAL Liberals, FDR, JFK, and HST are spinning in their graves.
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
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