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Don't lose your head: Vote for Osama
by Dave Weinbaum
Osama announces run for president of the United States
Like Larry Craig’s toe tapping stall outing, Osama bin Laden has come out of the
cave, looking fab in his newly coiffered and blackened beard. Startling the American
public with a plan that crossed many lines, Osama has thrown his turban into the
ring. Below is bin Laden’s agenda for an Islamic America:
America : Just say “NO” to democracy
“There is no photograph of Satan, so we must improvise what
we have: Osama bin Laden” -- Cal Thomas
Now, let’s get serious.
The more al-Qaeda and its leaders, bin Laden and Zawahiri, talk the more their
inflexible murderous evilness is revealed.
Somehow this fact has escaped the liberal press.
I would challenge anyone to come up with a tenth of NY Times stories or op-eds
negative to bin Laden and al-Qaeda compared to those pieces that slander Bush
and his administration.
Also, I don’t recall a page disparaging Osama and his ilk similar to the “General
Petraeus, General Betray us” libel, run in the Times yesterday, do you?
Just how self hating has the liberal press become?
Those who rise from ashes should never forget what it’s like to
be under fire
With or without liberals, it’s up to us to stop these 7th century child murderers.
More important, it’s time that “moderate” Muslims shoulder some of the load by
publicly denouncing the miscreants that have hijacked their religion.
It’s not good enough just to whisper it in private.
Even al-Qaeda’s fellow Sunnis are tired of seeing their children used as pawns
and innocent Muslim families murdered. They have done a 380 and are now killing
al-Qaeda, fighting alongside US Marines.
For those who equate all religions with Islamofacism let me remind you: Christians
don’t murder those that don’t convert to Christianity at least not for the last 500
years. Jews don’t murder those that don’t convert to Judaism. Hindus, Shinto,
Sikhs, Buddhists, Taoists, ad infinitum, don’t murder innocents that don’t convert to
their religions.
There is no negotiating with people that think G-d wants them to kill us. We need to
fight them until they change or give up, just like the Nazis in WW2.
No matter how long or how many generations this war lasts, it’s a war we must
fight and a war we must win.
It’s the only way to keep our heads about us.
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and commentaries to many
regional and national publications and Web sites, including the Reader's Digest,
National Enquirer, Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at dwquote@prodigy.net.
Osama announces run for president of the United States
Like Larry Craig’s toe tapping stall outing, Osama bin Laden has come out of the
cave, looking fab in his newly coiffered and blackened beard. Startling the American
public with a plan that crossed many lines, Osama has thrown his turban into the
ring. Below is bin Laden’s agenda for an Islamic America:
America : Just say “NO” to democracy
- No Democracy-Exactly what Democrats are pushing, with universal health
care, socialism, control of Judges, filibusters when they can’t control the
vote.
- No elections-Just in case you get another stupid idea of electing an infidel
like Bush.
- Everyone to convert to Islam-A jihadist in every house-Learn the religion of
“peace”…or else.
- Madrasahs for the kids of the west-We will teach your children to throw
themselves while bomb strapped at anyone left in the world that would
profess a religion other than theirs…just like the rest of the Muslim world.
- Woman’s rights -- ROFLMAO!! You’re kidding, right?
- Low taxes-only a flat 2.5% for everyone-talk about appealing to the right wing!
- Immediate withdrawal from Iraq and all Arab/Muslim countries-better get
that steam technology back cause you ain’t getting’ any more of the greasy
stuff. We’re selling it to the Russians and the Chinese.
- Israel swept into the Mediterranean-not literally-just the six million Jewish
citizens that live there.
- Dissolve all major corporations and jail all company officers for reeducation
in Madrasahs throughout the formerly fruited plains.
- An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth-only AFTER you convert, otherwise
we are allowed to blind you and take away your dental.
- Abolish the Democratic Party (before they do it to themselves)-The party that
was elected to carry out my agenda has shown itself to be a paper tiger. Too
bad they didn’t have the Chutzpah to overthrow Bush as they promised. They
are, however, primed to accept Shia law. BTW, that does include Hillary’s
war chest and her Hong Kong “special” phone book.
“There is no photograph of Satan, so we must improvise what
we have: Osama bin Laden” -- Cal Thomas
Now, let’s get serious.
The more al-Qaeda and its leaders, bin Laden and Zawahiri, talk the more their
inflexible murderous evilness is revealed.
Somehow this fact has escaped the liberal press.
I would challenge anyone to come up with a tenth of NY Times stories or op-eds
negative to bin Laden and al-Qaeda compared to those pieces that slander Bush
and his administration.
Also, I don’t recall a page disparaging Osama and his ilk similar to the “General
Petraeus, General Betray us” libel, run in the Times yesterday, do you?
Just how self hating has the liberal press become?
Those who rise from ashes should never forget what it’s like to
be under fire
With or without liberals, it’s up to us to stop these 7th century child murderers.
More important, it’s time that “moderate” Muslims shoulder some of the load by
publicly denouncing the miscreants that have hijacked their religion.
It’s not good enough just to whisper it in private.
Even al-Qaeda’s fellow Sunnis are tired of seeing their children used as pawns
and innocent Muslim families murdered. They have done a 380 and are now killing
al-Qaeda, fighting alongside US Marines.
For those who equate all religions with Islamofacism let me remind you: Christians
don’t murder those that don’t convert to Christianity at least not for the last 500
years. Jews don’t murder those that don’t convert to Judaism. Hindus, Shinto,
Sikhs, Buddhists, Taoists, ad infinitum, don’t murder innocents that don’t convert to
their religions.
There is no negotiating with people that think G-d wants them to kill us. We need to
fight them until they change or give up, just like the Nazis in WW2.
No matter how long or how many generations this war lasts, it’s a war we must
fight and a war we must win.
It’s the only way to keep our heads about us.
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and commentaries to many
regional and national publications and Web sites, including the Reader's Digest,
National Enquirer, Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at dwquote@prodigy.net.