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2009

TWO FEET PLANTED FIRMLY IN THE
MARSH WILL SWAMP YOU.
Saturday
January 26
2009

EGGS HATE JOKES. THEY'RE AFRAID
OF CRACKING UP.
Saturday
January 26
2009

WHILE IT'S OKAY TO HAVE LOVED
AND LOST, IT'S PAINFUL TO HAVE
LOVED AND TOLD TO GET LOST.
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