A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late
sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in
her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer
so you two had better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair,
the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's
cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to
charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her
coat revealing her beautiful naked body..
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up
to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several
minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've
never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns
to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get
that lion out of there."
people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late
sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in
her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer
so you two had better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair,
the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's
cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to
charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her
coat revealing her beautiful naked body..
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up
to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several
minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've
never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns
to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get
that lion out of there."