Thought for the Day, Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The One-Line Philosopher's Weekly Top 10 by Dave Weinbaum Wednesday March 10, 2010
10. During my appointment to become an anesthesiologist I put the interviewer to sleep. I got the job.
9. For some a picnic on the beach is like room service at the pool.
8. I was fired as a mailman. I was one stamp short of full postage.
7. If you have no wealth, share your kindness.
6. Hear about the golfer’s wife that divorced him? She found out he was tee-timing her.
5. Never leave a dullard alone with a sharp knife.
4. My initial girlfriend worked in a torch factory. She was my first flame.
3. Never leave a well-wisher high and dry.
2. I‘d cure my paranoia if everyone would just stop coming after me.
1. The best way to stay young is to grow old together.
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OBAMA
DEMANDS
SUMMIT
WITH G-D
“You can put lipstick
on a pig-it’s still a pig.”
President Barack
Obama
The audacity of those
Republicans, reading from the
actual passed Senate and
House Obamacare Bills! Don’t
they understand Hope and
Change?! Have they no soul--
no mercy?
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DR. DOOLITTLE
TALKS TO US
ANIMALS
Once again Dr. Doolittle, AKA
Dear Leader, has descended
from the heavens to lecture us
animals and in a language we
can understand, blessed be the
“won.” And blessed be we the
miserable and unwashed for the
Savior to tell us what we need
to do.
I don’t know about you, but I
was convinced by the mere
sight of six white coat-clad
“doctors.” And unlike animal
Eric Cantor who brought the
actual bill to the summit, the
medical six couldn’t be
considered a prop could they?
Don’t forget the table scraps
thrown at the canines, you
know, the bone to “study”
Republican suggestions, and
then call the upcoming bill
“Bipartisan.”
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Leather
from Ken Wilhelm
One of life’s mysteries solved. Click the pic.
Krauthammer's spot-on
analysis of Obamacare craze
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Here's what the Dems want YOU to have
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Argentina (Thought provoking)
from Bill Kramer
Don’t cry for me America . Look familiar? Click the pic.
Jewish logic
from Cincy Jon
My first inclination was to ignore this, but WTF! Click the pic.
Opening day coming soon!
Just a reminder. Click the pic.
George Will nails Robert
Reich on Obamacare
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Massa: Rahm assaulted me
naked in the shower
Rahm Emanuel "Would Sell His Own Mother" For Votes.
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NEW POLL: The president wants an up or down vote on
Obamacare. Would you agree if the vote went to the
people in a special election? [Click here to vote]
Sean Penn for co-Dickhead --- I
mean co-Dictator of Venezuela
Viva Sean!!! Click the pic.
Jon Stewart's
take on Sarah
Palin's Tonight
Show's
appearance
Hilarious!
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The old golfer
from old golfer, Randy Vest
Are tryouts still open? Click the pic.
50 HC Fallacies
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The Lib press strikes again!
"Barack Obama couldn't sell (WHAT)?" Oh Danny boy.... Click the pic.
It's nature's way of saying
you're sexy
More leather. More fun. Click the pic.
Drudge banned by WH and Senate!
Is Fox next? VIVA HUGO CHAVEZ OBAMA!! Click the pic.
No more fishing?
What's next, golf? SEX? Click the pic.
Chief Justice Roberts fires back
at President for SOTU disgrace
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Oh I see! You need to PASS Obamacare
in order to see what's in it!?!?
From a total LOON, Pelosi. Click the pic.
Global Warming hits
southern Europe in March!
We need ALGORE to fix it! Click the pic.
A Vacation Planner for You
from Cancun Bob Alvarez
Time to plan your vacation. Click the pic.