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Thought for the Day, Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Weekly Top 10
by Dave Weinbaum
Wednesday March 10, 2010

10. During my appointment
to become an
anesthesiologist I put the
interviewer to sleep. I got
the job.

9. For some a picnic on the
beach is like room service at
the pool.

8. I was fired as a mailman. I
was one stamp short of full
postage.

7. If you have no wealth,
share your kindness.

6. Hear about the golfer’s
wife that divorced him? She
found out he was tee-timing
her.

5. Never leave a dullard
alone with a sharp knife.

4. My initial girlfriend
worked in a torch factory.
She was my first flame.

3. Never leave a well-wisher
high and dry.

2. I‘d cure my paranoia if
everyone would just stop
coming after me.

1. The best way to stay
young is to grow old
together.

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OBAMA
DEMANDS
SUMMIT
WITH G-D

“You can put lipstick
on a pig-it’s still a pig.”
President Barack
Obama

The audacity of those
Republicans, reading from the
actual passed Senate and
House Obamacare Bills! Don’t
they understand Hope and
Change?! Have they no soul--
no mercy?

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DR. DOOLITTLE
TALKS TO US
ANIMALS

Once again Dr. Doolittle, AKA
Dear Leader, has descended
from the heavens to lecture us
animals and in a language we
can understand, blessed be the
“won.” And blessed be we the
miserable and unwashed for the
Savior to tell us what we need
to do.

I don’t know about you, but I
was convinced by the mere
sight of six white coat-clad
“doctors.” And unlike animal
Eric Cantor who brought the
actual bill to the summit, the
medical six couldn’t be
considered a prop could they?

Don’t forget the table scraps
thrown at the canines, you
know, the bone to “study”
Republican suggestions, and
then call the upcoming bill
“Bipartisan.”
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Leather
from Ken Wilhelm

One of life’s mysteries solved. Click the pic.

Krauthammer's spot-on
analysis of Obamacare craze

Click the pic.

Here's what the Dems want YOU to have

Click the pic.

Argentina (Thought provoking)
from Bill Kramer

Don’t cry for me America . Look familiar? Click the pic.

Jewish logic
from Cincy Jon

My first inclination was to ignore this, but WTF! Click the pic.

Opening day coming soon!

Just a reminder. Click the pic.

George Will nails Robert
Reich on Obamacare

Click the pic.

Massa: Rahm assaulted me
naked in the shower

Rahm Emanuel "Would Sell His Own Mother" For Votes.
Click the pic.

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