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Weekly Top 10
by Dave Weinbaum
Wednesday February 3,, 2010

10.  Why is it that after you
take a bath you feel like you
need a shower?

9.  My billboard business is
on fire. I had a banner year.

8.  Tiger went to an all-night
cobbler to fix his golf shoes.
He had a hole-in-one.

7.  I hear the chicken birth
rate went down. The hens
battened down the hatches.

6.  Know your flaws and get
others to fill the gaps.

5.  A friend of mine died who
was so popular that at the
funeral there was standing
doom only.

4.  Many know blond jokes. I
live in one.

3.  Why did the cow leave
the game? She had a calf
injury.

2.  Be a donor not a carrier.

1.  Life is a buffet. Choose
carefully. You get only so
many trips to the table.
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CARTOON
BARACK
OBAMA: AN
UNRULY
MOB OF WON
HOW DARE AMERICA
NOT FOLLOW ME IN
LOCKSTEP!

Like the water doused Wicked
Witch of the West, our
incredibly shrinking Dear
Leader was in perfect form last
night.

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Is House about to pass
Senate Obamacare?
According to Gibbs, they're one vote short. Click the pic.
Husband Super Store
Works EVERY time! Click the pic.
Why you should not put stuffed
animals in your rear window
from my Inlaws, Vern and Fran
Horny parrot attempts to mate
with zoologist's head
Did Mr. Parrot buy dinner later? Did he bother to call the next day?
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Guess where a Canadian Premier
goes for a heart operation
N.L. Premier Williams set to have heart surgery in U.S. Click the pic.
Hitler's reaction to Rush Limbaugh
winning the judges dance contest at
the Miss America Contest
He's not a happy camper. Click the pic.
State of the Union Address
from Cancun Bob
A picture in the Post Office is worth a thousand subpoenas.
Nymphomaniac Convention
from Bill Kramer
If you don’t laugh at this you have no apparent sense of humor.
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Even if you're not a football fan,
this is IMPRESSIVE from Vern and Fran
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Click the pic.
Bud Light Clothing Drive
commercial from Gail Kaplan
Now here’s an interesting fund-raising program. Click the pic.
OBAMA: A
LAME DUCK
IN A
COUNTRY OF
RUFFLED
FEATHERS
“Anybody want to go
hunting?” Dick Cheney

For a “cool dude” candidate, our
President has amazingly poor
governing instincts. He’s so
toxic, even his dog won’t lick
him. Previously lock-stepped
Democrats are blasting Dear
Leader in person and on camera.

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Bigger than any poll,
Obama store closed!
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Worms in space! Iranian space
pets in flight from Debbie Schlussel
Jimmy Kimmel intverviews Iranian space pets. Click the pic.
Tiger Balls chip into sex
scandal controversy
A Canadian outfit is selling Tail of the Tiger golf balls, each bearing a
portrait of a woman who has been linked to Tiger Woods. Click the pic.
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Baby time outs—I mean out takes
from Bro Danny Renkin
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Patrick Kennedy believes the senate
seat won by Scott Brown really DID
belong to the Kennedys and NOT the
citizens of MA after all
Brown says he won't be distracted by ‘partisan attacks.' Click the pic.
First India now the Dutch defect
from MM Global warming hoax
It appears only Obama is unwilling to "get it." Hmmmm wonder why.
31 nice things conservatives
say about Obama, just in case
you're wondering
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Let me be clear! I have a shovel and
I will continue to bury the
Democratic Party, so help me Marx!
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My father is a stripper
from Leo
Military humor from the Afghan front. Click the pic.
Climategate Profs are either committing
suicide or contemplating it
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Rahm Emanuel finally apologizes!
Watch the SNL video. Click the pic.
Sarah Palin giving the keynote at
the Tea Party Convention
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Time for Pat Kennedy to go!
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